slowly, slowly

slowly, slowly

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

Odori-don is a sushi dish with a dead octopus that dances when soy sauce is poured on it. 

To understand the science behind what exactly is going on here, you must think of the soy sauce as jolting the squid’s tentacles with very small amounts of electricity. The energy lies within ions contained in the sauce’s high sodium content. These ions are used in cells to create voltage differences. Because the squid is served fresh, the cells inside are still active and when the sodium is applied, the signals across the nerve cell membranes are temporarily reactivated causing the squid to ‘dance.”

Aaaaand, I’ll never eat octopus again.

Weird dream-inspired quote-thingy. Obviously, Kerouac too.

Weird dream-inspired quote-thingy. Obviously, Kerouac too.


ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 75% OF THE COUNTRY DOESN’T EVEN REALIZE THAT THE FEDERAL RESERVE ISN’T PART OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. IT’S A MOSTLY-PRIVATE FRANKENSTEIN ORGANIZATION UNDER SWAY OF NEW YORK BANKERS THAT REGULATES THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM VIA THE AUTHORITY OF PROFITEERS, AND HIRED THE HEAD OF ENRON’S LOBBYING DIVISION TO HELP KEEP OVERSIGHT COMMITTEES FROM POKING THEIR NOSE IN TOO DEEP, BUT WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT, DO WE? WE TRY TO GET MARIJUANA LEGALIZED. GREAT. LEGALIZE IT. I COULD GIVE TWO SHITS. LET THE GAYS GET MARRIED TOO. ONE’S A VICTIMLESS CRIME AND THE OTHER’S A BLATANT CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATION THAT SEEMS TO FREQUENTLY BLUR THE LINES BETWEEN THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE, BUT WHILE YOU’RE PICKETING FOR THESE THINGS YOU MIGHT WANT TO FIGURE OUT WHO’S USING THE COUNTRY’S MONEY TO LINE THEIR POCKETS WHILE COMPLETELY DISREGARDING THE POLICIES FOR WHICH THEY WERE CREATED, NAMELY REDUCING OR ELIMINATING UNEMPLOYMENT, MAINTAINING THE STABILITY OF THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM AND CONTAINING SYSTEMIC RISKS IN FINANCIAL MARKETS (GOOD JOB, DICKHEADS!) AS WELL AS STRENGTHENING AMERICA’S POSITION IN THE GLOBAL ECONOMY. PERFECT THING TO LEAVE TO A BUNCH OF WALL STREET SCUMBAGS. FIXING OR ELIMINATING THE FED IS ABOUT THE ONLY THING IN HISTORY TEA PARTY MORONS AND LEFTIST INTELLECTUALS HAVE EVER AGREED ON, AND THE MAJORITY OF THE VOTING POPULACE DOESN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT OR KNOW IT EXISTS.
SOMETIMES I REALLY WISH MY GRANDFATHER WASN’T ON THE DAMNED QUARTER. 

Via animalstalkinginallcaps

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 75% OF THE COUNTRY DOESN’T EVEN REALIZE THAT THE FEDERAL RESERVE ISN’T PART OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. IT’S A MOSTLY-PRIVATE FRANKENSTEIN ORGANIZATION UNDER SWAY OF NEW YORK BANKERS THAT REGULATES THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM VIA THE AUTHORITY OF PROFITEERS, AND HIRED THE HEAD OF ENRON’S LOBBYING DIVISION TO HELP KEEP OVERSIGHT COMMITTEES FROM POKING THEIR NOSE IN TOO DEEP, BUT WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT, DO WE? WE TRY TO GET MARIJUANA LEGALIZED. GREAT. LEGALIZE IT. I COULD GIVE TWO SHITS. LET THE GAYS GET MARRIED TOO. ONE’S A VICTIMLESS CRIME AND THE OTHER’S A BLATANT CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATION THAT SEEMS TO FREQUENTLY BLUR THE LINES BETWEEN THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE, BUT WHILE YOU’RE PICKETING FOR THESE THINGS YOU MIGHT WANT TO FIGURE OUT WHO’S USING THE COUNTRY’S MONEY TO LINE THEIR POCKETS WHILE COMPLETELY DISREGARDING THE POLICIES FOR WHICH THEY WERE CREATED, NAMELY REDUCING OR ELIMINATING UNEMPLOYMENT, MAINTAINING THE STABILITY OF THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM AND CONTAINING SYSTEMIC RISKS IN FINANCIAL MARKETS (GOOD JOB, DICKHEADS!) AS WELL AS STRENGTHENING AMERICA’S POSITION IN THE GLOBAL ECONOMY. PERFECT THING TO LEAVE TO A BUNCH OF WALL STREET SCUMBAGS. FIXING OR ELIMINATING THE FED IS ABOUT THE ONLY THING IN HISTORY TEA PARTY MORONS AND LEFTIST INTELLECTUALS HAVE EVER AGREED ON, AND THE MAJORITY OF THE VOTING POPULACE DOESN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT OR KNOW IT EXISTS.

SOMETIMES I REALLY WISH MY GRANDFATHER WASN’T ON THE DAMNED QUARTER. 

Via animalstalkinginallcaps


(via lizdexia)

Foo Fighters Rock Columbus! : Back & Forth & Back For More

 

Dave & Taylor at workFoo Fighters Rock Columbus! : Back & Forth & Back For More 
by Casey Bowers
 
Foo Fighters @ Natiowide Arena on Sept. 22, 2011


**Disclaimer**
Any credibility I have as an unbiased music blogger/critic/whatever will forever be sullied with this one but in the name of Rock n’ Roll, I lay down my sword of criticism, dust off my horn of thunderous praise and worship at the altar of almighty Foo Fighters. Everything I type after this sentence should be recognized and accepted or dismissed as a rabid rock band fan’s completely biased rave review of one one of his favorite shows to date.

Two, maybe three songs in, Dave Grohl, Taylor Hawkins, Nate Mendel, Pat Smear, and Chris Shiflett are blowing minds and blasting ear drums with a paradoxical combination of surgical precision and unbridled intensity. According to law, this is something only “The Greatest Rock n’ Roll Band in the World” could pull off.

With that in mind, I lean over to my buddy Blair and say “Well, that settles it.”
I’m officially ruined from quirky indie punk upstarts, slacker folk troubadors, and basically all future live shows for some time.  

This proclamation of musical domination was reached not even half-way through King Dave and co.’s set. That may seem premature, but judging by web activity, it’s a widely shared belief.

So what made this concert - this 3 hour and change live arena ROCK event - so EPIC?

Between the superhuman playing, singing/screaming, running and head banging, Grohl’s energy level was waaay off the charts and was only matched by his disarming genuineness and genial demeanor.

Taylor channeled Rich, Bonham, Peart, and Grohl himself to unlock Super Drum God Mode and even shone singing his power-pop goodie, “Cold Day in the Sun”; Nate was the perfect study of complete groove control (especially on “These Days”, his best bass line to date); and Chris and Pat‘ s furious shredding and striking (not strumming) provided the smoothness and jagged edges desired and required of Guitars 1 & 2.

Axe battles, traded praise and barbs, jaw-dropping displays of physical prowess, audience command - this show had everything with just the right amount of sincerity and humor dropped in.

That last one is really important and kind of insane if you think about it.

Dave Grohl, based on musical contributions thus far alone has every right to be the archetype sanctimonious and self-important rock star teetering between world savior and colossal douche - but thankfully, he’s not.  He’s not Bono and he doesn’t try to be.

As another music freak perfectly pointed out, Dave Grohl takes Rock n’ Roll seriously but not himself. It’s also evident that Grohl knows the important difference between persona and personality, just the same as he knows joking with the crowd and playfully baiting them will buy the band just enough time to wipe the sweat from their brows and/or gear.

And there was plenty of sweat flying from both the stage and out in the crowd (even after they turned the A/C back on). At 3+ (Three!!!) hours with 6 song encore (Six!!!!!!), this was a Marathon of Rock that can’t be fully described or explained.

The sheer magnitude of amplified awesomeness was uncalculacable while the majestic and brutal sounds that both left and filled a gaping hole in my head, left me equally satisfied and lusting for more.

This best live music experience ever was only enhanced by my social media WIN of having my upper bowl tickets upgraded to General Admission floor tickets thanks to Foo Fighters Facebook “Get Me Out Of The Nosebleeds” contest. With every certainty I can say my verdict on this show would have been the same either way but man, was it amazingly cool to be (at times) six feet away from King Dave and see that he was having as great of a time launching into “White Limo” as he was vamping on “Stacked Actors” or effortlessly charging through “This is a Call.” And damn, if he didn’t, it never showed and I loved every second of it just the same.

Take note, cool indie bands. If you wanna stick around (sorry) this is what you should aspire to.

- Casey Bowers



Setlist:

Bridge Burning
Rope
The Pretender
My Hero
Learn to Fly
White Limo
Arlandria
Breakout
Cold Day in the Sun
Stacked Actors
Walk
Monkey Wrench
Let It Die
These Days
Skin and Bones
This is a Call
In the Flesh
(Pink Floyd cover)
All My Life
Encore:
Long Road to Ruin
(Acoustic)
Best of You
(Acoustic)
Times Like These
Dear Rosemary
Breakdown
(Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers cover)
Everlong

(Source: examiner.com)

afternoonsnoozebutton:

You should probably take his advice.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

You should probably take his advice.

uprightcitizens:

Know that everyone who tells you that the years you spend in high school are the best of your life is a liar. God forbid that be true. Rest assured, the best is yet to come — so don’t freak out when you look around and realize, “Is this it?” This is far from it.

In every grade, at every school,…

This is fantastic.

(Source: lizdexia)

Eazy-Ewok, Straight Outta Endor

Eazy-Ewok, Straight Outta Endor

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Anyone who likes music should know and heart Discosalt 

Watch + weep.

sirmitchell: Such a great video. Carl Sagan being profound as usual. 

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