slowly, slowly
(Source: helloanhelika, via simonsayer)
Odori-don is a sushi dish with a dead octopus that dances when soy sauce is poured on it.
“To understand the science behind what exactly is going on here, you must think of the soy sauce as jolting the squid’s tentacles with very small amounts of electricity. The energy lies within ions contained in the sauce’s high sodium content. These ions are used in cells to create voltage differences. Because the squid is served fresh, the cells inside are still active and when the sodium is applied, the signals across the nerve cell membranes are temporarily reactivated causing the squid to ‘dance.”
Aaaaand, I’ll never eat octopus again.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 75% OF THE COUNTRY DOESN’T EVEN REALIZE THAT THE FEDERAL RESERVE ISN’T PART OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT. IT’S A MOSTLY-PRIVATE FRANKENSTEIN ORGANIZATION UNDER SWAY OF NEW YORK BANKERS THAT REGULATES THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM VIA THE AUTHORITY OF PROFITEERS, AND HIRED THE HEAD OF ENRON’S LOBBYING DIVISION TO HELP KEEP OVERSIGHT COMMITTEES FROM POKING THEIR NOSE IN TOO DEEP, BUT WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT, DO WE? WE TRY TO GET MARIJUANA LEGALIZED. GREAT. LEGALIZE IT. I COULD GIVE TWO SHITS. LET THE GAYS GET MARRIED TOO. ONE’S A VICTIMLESS CRIME AND THE OTHER’S A BLATANT CIVIL RIGHTS VIOLATION THAT SEEMS TO FREQUENTLY BLUR THE LINES BETWEEN THE SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE, BUT WHILE YOU’RE PICKETING FOR THESE THINGS YOU MIGHT WANT TO FIGURE OUT WHO’S USING THE COUNTRY’S MONEY TO LINE THEIR POCKETS WHILE COMPLETELY DISREGARDING THE POLICIES FOR WHICH THEY WERE CREATED, NAMELY REDUCING OR ELIMINATING UNEMPLOYMENT, MAINTAINING THE STABILITY OF THE FINANCIAL SYSTEM AND CONTAINING SYSTEMIC RISKS IN FINANCIAL MARKETS (GOOD JOB, DICKHEADS!) AS WELL AS STRENGTHENING AMERICA’S POSITION IN THE GLOBAL ECONOMY. PERFECT THING TO LEAVE TO A BUNCH OF WALL STREET SCUMBAGS. FIXING OR ELIMINATING THE FED IS ABOUT THE ONLY THING IN HISTORY TEA PARTY MORONS AND LEFTIST INTELLECTUALS HAVE EVER AGREED ON, AND THE MAJORITY OF THE VOTING POPULACE DOESN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT OR KNOW IT EXISTS.
SOMETIMES I REALLY WISH MY GRANDFATHER WASN’T ON THE DAMNED QUARTER.
(via lizdexia)
Foo Fighters Rock Columbus! : Back & Forth & Back For More (Source: examiner.com)
You should probably take his advice.
Know that everyone who tells you that the years you spend in high school are the best of your life is a liar. God forbid that be true. Rest assured, the best is yet to come — so don’t freak out when you look around and realize, “Is this it?” This is far from it.
In every grade, at every school,…
This is fantastic.
(Source: lizdexia)
Eazy-Ewok, Straight Outta Endor
(Source: bella-bohemia, via wearenotuselessjustused)

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